At the same time, it's not actually that exciting. No one is supposed to have a panic attack when making love, yet as soon as I felt a knuckle grazing my taint, I started to seize up. This activity stimulates the same area of the brain that responds to crossword puzzles, Rubik's cubes, Sudoku, and assembling IKEA furniture. Sometimes that means taking out the trash. A TV remote control, a broomstick, a rolled up New Yorker magazine, a signed home run ball from Barry Bonds or a gerbil can hypothetically be inserted into an asshole. Quality, efficient buttsex comes around about as often as the Aurora Borealis or a black Mormon. I do laundry more frequently.
Bryanna. Age: 29.
I survived, but my girlfriend's finger did not come back from the journey unscathed.
Eden. Age: 21.
The Straight Man's Guide to Receiving Anal Sex from Your Girlfriend
This activity stimulates the same area of the brain that responds to crossword puzzles, Rubik's cubes, Sudoku, and assembling IKEA furniture. Sometimes, the couple just resigns themselves to erotic entropy, and embraces a sort of marital celibacy typified by the nightly ritual of 'reading magazines' or 'checking the scores on ESPN. For those of you out there who want to tell me how love can sustain itself over decades, allow me to offer you the following completely non-scientific statistical breakdown:. If you know what pegging is, you've probably pegged or been pegged before.